Richard E. Grant Trapped on Luxury Yacht with Three Identical Cackling Billionaires

Richard E. Grant has finally spilled the tea on his most terrifying role yet: playing the part of a polite guest while surrounded by the world’s most eccentric mega-rich tourists. Forget Withnail, the man was basically starring in a real-life horror movie where the only monsters are people who don't know how to open their own car doors. Our favorite dapper icon recounted his time spent bobbing around on the ocean with three titans of industry who apparently have more money than sense. Richard basically said that great hotel service isn't about the gold-plated bidet; it’s about having someone anticipate your need for a gin and tonic before you’ve even realized you’re thirsty. Sadly, these billionaires were too busy counting their literal treasure chests to notice. He managed to survive the ordeal without throwing anyone overboard, which is a testament to his British reserve. Imagine being stuck in the middle of the Mediterranean while a man who owns three dwarf planets explains why he prefers his caviar massaged by hand. It’s a wonder Richard didn’t try to swim back to London. In the end, Richard E. Grant proves that you can take the man out of the luxury vacation, but you can’t take the absolute bafflement out of a man watching a billionaire struggle with a basic zipper. We’re just glad he’s back on dry land where the people are normal and the appetizers don't cost as much as a mid-sized sedan.