Rowley Jefferson Hits Twenty-Eight and Finally Refuses to Do a Cheese Touch

Can we talk about the fact that Robert Capron is 28? Our favorite sidekick Rowley has officially reached the age where he probably has a 401k and opinions on air fryers. It feels like just yesterday he was getting bullied by a middle schooler with a zoo-wee-mama complex, and now he is out here living a full adult life without a single diary entry in sight. While we were all wondering if he ever finished that piece of legendary floor cheese, Robert was busy leveling up. He’s transitioned from the screen to working behind the scenes, which is basically code for 'I’m too cool to wear a costume anymore, but I’ll happily take the producer credit.' He’s graduated from the world of wimpy kids to the world of caffeinated adults. Twenty-eight is a dangerous age, folks. One minute you're the lovable best friend, and the next you're realizing that you actually have to pay for your own health insurance. We just hope his birthday cake didn't have any mysterious yellow slices on it, because at his age, dairy-related trauma is much harder to bounce back from.