Rumer Willis Credits Whimsical Childhood For Ability To Nap During Explosions

Rumer Willis is spilling the tea on her 'magical' upbringing, claiming that hanging out with Bruce and Demi was basically like living in a Disney movie, but with better lighting and significantly more action sequences. She's officially 'so grateful' for a childhood fueled by whimsy, which is celebrity-speak for having a backyard larger than a small European principality and a toy chest full of prop crystal balls. While most of us spent our youth eating glue and fighting over the TV remote, Rumer was busy living in a fever dream of Hollywood enchantments. She says the vibe was all about magic, though we assume that 'magic' mostly involved her dad making the paparazzi disappear with a single intense stare while Demi coordinated everyone’s outfit to match the spiritual energy of the living room. Ultimately, Rumer is proving that she’s the ultimate nepo-fairy-godmother. It turns out that when your parents are international icons, 'whimsy' is just a standard Tuesday, and 'magic' is what happens when you don't have to check your bank balance before ordering extra guacamole. We're just glad she survived the glitter and sparkles with her sanity intact.