Russell Dickerson to Launch Entire Country Choir After Announcing Baby Number Three

Russell Dickerson is officially out of the 'duet' phase of fatherhood and is moving straight into a full-blown arena tour within his own living room. He and his wife, Kailey, just announced they are expecting baby number three, which essentially means they’ve given up on ever having a quiet 2:00 PM again. Honestly, at this rate, Russell isn't just a singer; he’s an aspiring headmaster for a very small, very loud boarding school. Fans are starting to suspect that Russell is actually just trying to avoid paying for backup singers by growing his own in-house rhythm section. By the time this third kid hits kindergarten, they’ll have a percussionist, a triangle player, and someone specialized in screaming for juice boxes at 3:00 AM. It’s a bold business strategy, but someone has to keep the ‘family man’ brand moving while keeping the diaper industry afloat single-handedly. Sources—by which I mean my own imagination and the sheer panic in any parent's eyes—suggest the couple is already looking into buying a van the size of a city bus. Kailey is reportedly a saint for dealing with this many Dickerson DNA clones, while Russell is likely just excited to have another person to test out his dad jokes on before he takes them to the Grand Ole Opry.