Scott Michael Foster Claims He Can Now Successfully Identify All His Wife’s Spices

Scott Michael Foster is officially off the market and into the pantry. The Greek star has been married to Carson Fagerbakke for a whole few weeks now, and he’s finally opening up about the high-stakes world of domestic bliss. Sources say he’s already mastered the art of not leaving his socks in the sink, which is basically the celebrity equivalent of winning an Oscar. Scott says he’s absolutely loving the newlywed life, mostly because he finally has someone to help him decide which shade of beige the living room should be. Apparently, the secret to a long-lasting marriage is agreeing that the fancy guest towels are for display only and should never, under any circumstances, touch actual human skin. He’s reportedly spent the last twenty-one days marveling at how many pillows one bed can actually hold before it becomes a structural hazard. It’s a brave new world for our boy, who is clearly pivoting from TV heartthrob to the guy who gets really excited about a high-end dishwasher detergent sale. Stay tuned for next week when he discovers where the lint trap is.