Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Remember How to Use Front-Facing Cameras Together

Hold onto your overpriced hair extensions, because the impossible has finally happened. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez have stood in the same room without the universe folding in on itself like a cheap lawn chair. After years of avoiding each other like a gluten-free bakery avoids flavor, the duo decided to commemorate their truce with the most sacred of digital rituals: the selfie. Witnesses were stunned to see that neither pop star turned into a pillar of salt when the flash went off. It turns out that when you put two of the world's most recognizable faces in one frame, the combined cheekbone energy is enough to power a small suburb for at least forty-eight hours. They looked so comfortable you’d almost forget they spent the last few years communicating exclusively through cryptic song lyrics and strategic Instagram unfollows. Now that the digital peace treaty has been signed, experts predict a 400% increase in nostalgic crying from fans who grew up watching them on soundstages. While we don't know if they grabbed brunch or just exchanged tips on how to survive a child-star trajectory, one thing is clear: the pixels don't lie. Their skin is glowing, the lighting is aggressive, and the bridge is definitely back under construction.