Selena Gomez Recruits Human Pillow Benny Blanco For New Musical Siesta

Selena Gomez has finally figured out the perfect way to spend more time with her resident scruff-lord, Benny Blanco. Instead of just making gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches at 2 AM, the duo has decided to trap Becky G in a recording studio until a hit song comes out. It is a bold move for a couple whose main brand identity is currently 'napping in expensive knitwear.' Sources say the session was less about vocal warm-ups and more about Benny convincing everyone that wearing a bathrobe is a legitimate professional choice. Selena, looking iconic as always, seems to be using the new track to bridge the gap between her pop stardom and Benny’s vibe, which is best described as a very talented golden retriever that found a stash of designer jewelry. Becky G is reportedly there to provide the actual structural integrity for the track, while Selena provides the glamour and Benny provides whatever it is that music producers do when they aren't busy being the internet's favorite polarizing boyfriend. If the beat doesn't drop, at least we know the catering was probably top-tier.