Sir Ben Kingsley Discovers Secret to Eternal Happiness Is Just Working Every Single Minute

Sir Ben Kingsley is officially 82 years old and busier than a caffeinated squirrel on a film set. While most people his age are busy fighting with the TV remote or complaining about the cost of soup, Sir Ben is out here producing movies with his wife Daniela Lavender and pretending to be historical figures for fun. He claims he is 'deeply happy,' which in actor-speak usually means he hasn’t had a carb since the Bush administration and he gets to boss people around on set. He’s ramping up his schedule so much that we’re worried he’s actually three toddlers in a trench coat trying to win an EGOT. Sources (the voices in our heads) say Daniela is thrilled because as long as Ben is busy playing George Washington, he isn't home trying to reorganize the spice rack or explaining the subtext of 'Gandhi' to the mailman. It turns out the true secret to a balanced marriage is just having sixty-five projects on the go at once so you only see each other for a quick high-five between scenes.