Speed Skater Jutta Leerdam Demands Custom ICE RINK At Jake Paul Wedding

If you thought Jake Paul’s life was already a slippery slope, wait until you see the guest list for his upcoming nuptials. Dutch speed skating queen Jutta Leerdam has finally revealed her non-negotiable wedding must-have, and it isn't a designer dress or a mountain of white roses. No, Jutta is reportedly insisting on a sub-zero ceremony where the bridesmaids are required to wear sharpened blades and the groom has to catch her while doing thirty miles per hour. Insiders say Jutta is worried that a traditional walking wedding is simply too slow for her high-octane lifestyle. While Jake is busy scouting locations that can withstand his constant yelling, Jutta is busy worrying about the friction levels of the floor. She apparently wants the entire wedding party to glide toward the altar in a synchronized paceline, mostly so they can get to the open bar in record-breaking time. Jake is reportedly on board with the plan, mostly because he thinks he can turn the wedding into a pay-per-view event titled 'Blades of Glory: The Brawl in the Hall.' He’s already looking for a tuxedo made entirely of spandex and aerodynamic foam to ensure he doesn't catch any wind resistance while saying his vows. But the real drama? The cake. Rumor has it Jutta wants a ten-tier masterpiece carved entirely out of solid glacier water. If the air conditioning fails for even a second, the whole marriage is going to be a puddle before the first dance. We just hope the flower girl knows how to use a snowblower.