Summer Camp Survivor Megan Mahdavi Admits She Never Actually Contracted Budnick’s Lice

Hold onto your sunscreen, because everything you thought about the 90s just melted like a popsicle on a hot dock. Megan Mahdavi is finally coming clean about her time on 'Salute Your Shorts,' and it turns out the showrunners were actually... nice? In a shocking twist for child stardom, Megan says the vibe was totally rosy and wholesome, which is basically the celebrity equivalent of admitting you actually enjoy eating broccoli. While we all assumed the cast spent their off-hours dodging actual booby traps set by Michael Ray Bower’s character, Megan is doubling down on the praise. Apparently, instead of the gritty, mud-caked survival drama we saw on screen, the set was a protective bubble of kindness. Honestly, it’s a little disappointing that there wasn't more behind-the-scenes drama involving stolen bug spray or black-market blue marshmallows. She’s looking back at the Anawanna days with nothing but love, proving that some people actually survived the Nickelodeon era without becoming a tabloid fixture for the wrong reasons. It’s a miracle! Next she’ll be telling us that the Zeke the Plumber ghost was just a guy in a mask and not a soul-harvesting demon from the plumbing underworld.