T.O. Declares War on Mystery by Throwing $25K at the Problem

Look, we all know Terrell Owens has hands of gold on the field, but apparently, he’s also got pockets deeper than a philosopher in a denim jumpsuit. Our favorite Hall of Famer just decided to drop a cool 25 racks on a reward fund, proving once and for all that he is the main character of justice. T.O. isn't just playing football anymore; he's playing the role of the rich benefactor who shows up in the third act to make sure everyone is doing their homework. While we’re over here checking our bank accounts before buying the fancy brand of artisan pickles, Terrell is out here signing checks with enough zeros to make a calculator sweat. He’s basically the superhero the city deserves, but with much better triceps and a significantly higher career touchdown count. If Owens keeps this up, he’s going to have a line of people following him around just hoping he loses his car keys so they can get a payout for finding them under the sofa cushions. Get that man a cape and a clipboard immediately.