Think Pink! Princess Delphine Declares Hot Magenta Legal Requirement For All Belgian Citizens

It’s giving Pepto-Bismol realness, and Princess Delphine isn't here for the haters. While the rest of the Belgian royals showed up to National Day looking like they were attending a very chic funeral for a Victorian butler, Delphine arrived looking like she’d been aggressiveley shrink-wrapped in a giant piece of Hubba Bubba. The critics are fuming, but the Princess just dropped the mic and told everyone that pink is her color. Move over, Barbie, there’s a new sovereign of the Dreamhouse. Palace insiders—well, my cousin who once saw a waffle stand near the gates—claim the dress was so bright it actually disoriented several local pigeons. Apparently, being a long-lost royal means you get to make your own rules, and Delphine’s rule is clearly 'if it doesn't hurt your retinas, it's not fashion.' She’s basically the human equivalent of a highlighter pen, and we are absolutely obsessed with the chaos. Now rumors are swirling that she’s planning to replace the national flag with a fuchsia swatch and replace all the royal guards' bearskin hats with fuzzy pink bucket hats. If you aren't wearing at least three shades of carnation by brunch, are you even loyalty? Delphine doesn't think so. Stay mad, traditionalists, because the Belgian forecast is looking 100% rosy for the foreseeable future.