Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner Seen Pedaling for Their Lives on Budget Bicycles

Spotted in the wild! Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner have finally ditched the private jets and blacked-out SUVs for something much more dangerous: the humble bicycle. Witnesses say the couple was seen cruising through the streets, looking less like a power couple and more like two kids who just lost their driver’s licenses for being too symmetrical. Timothée was reportedly leaning so far forward he almost became part of the handlebars, while Kylie managed to look high-fashion despite a sensible helmet. Word on the street is that Timmy is taking this new hobby way too seriously. He’s apparently been trying to convince Kylie that the 'vibration of the asphalt' is actually helping him prepare for his next role as a professional toothpick. Kylie, on the other hand, was just trying to make sure her hair didn't get caught in the chain. It’s a brave new world when the high-fliers of Hollywood start relying on sheer leg power to get to their favorite green juice spots. Meanwhile, Sarah Jessica Parker was seen nearby, probably wondering why these youngsters weren't wearing four-inch Manolo Blahniks while operating heavy machinery. Honestly, if this bike ride lasts more than fifteen minutes, we expect a full documentary about the physical toll of pedaling on Timothée’s delicate knees. Stay safe out there, you crazy kids, and remember: the bell is for safety, not for summoning your personal assistant.