Tina Sinatra Legally Records Thousandth Hour of Hearing How Great Dad Was

It’s official: Tina Sinatra has the patience of a saint and the ears of a vault. While the rest of us get annoyed if someone compliments our haircut more than twice, Tina is out here setting world records for nodding politely while strangers explain that 'My Way' is a decent tune. She recently admitted she literally never gets tired of the praise, which is honestly the most impressive Sinatra family feat since Frank managed to make a fedora look cool. Insiders say Tina has developed a specialized 'Praise Face' that involves a perfect 45-degree head tilt and a look of genuine surprise, even though she’s heard the same story about a grandfather seeing Frank at the Sands roughly nine million times. It’s a level of stamina that athletes can only dream of. Most people would have cracked and started claiming their dad was actually a mediocre plumber just for some variety, but not our Tina. Rumor has it her house is actually powered by the sheer kinetic energy of people saying 'He was a legend.' If the compliments ever stop, the lights go out. She’s basically the human version of a jukebox that only plays 'thank you so much, he really loved his fans.' Honestly, we hope she stays hydrated, because that is a lot of smiling for one woman to handle in this economy.