Tom Holland Sweats Under Intense Interrogation From Seven-Year-Old Wedding Detective

Our favorite neighborhood Spider-Man just met his toughest villain yet: a literal child with no filter. While Tom Holland is used to dodging green-screen monsters and spoilers for the next Marvel flick, he wasn't prepared for the Spanish Inquisition led by a kid asking when exactly he’s putting a ring on Zendaya’s finger. Witnesses say Tom looked like he wanted to vanish into the Multiverse the second the question dropped. Honestly, the bravery of these toddlers is unmatched. Most of us just stare at photos of the couple and sigh into our iced lattes, but this tiny icon went straight for the jugular. Tom reportedly did a verbal gymnastics routine that would make an Olympian weep just to avoid giving a straight answer. We all know the wedding bells are coming, but Tom is gatekeeping the date like it’s the location of the Soul Stone. Rumor has it he’s now screening all future fans for age and proximity to bridal boutiques just to be safe. If you see him in the park, don't ask about the centerpieces unless you want to see a British man flee at high velocity. Zendaya was nowhere to be seen during this interrogation, likely because she’s too busy being a fashion deity to deal with toddler-tier gossip. Stay strong, Tom. At this rate, the kid is going to find the guest list before the tabloids do.