Travis Kelce Trapped in Indie Movie as Jack Antonoff Invades Wedding Rehearsal

The Eras Tour billionaire and her tight-back beau finally kicked off their nuptial festivities, but the guest list looks less like a football huddle and more like a Brooklyn thrift store exploded. Travis Kelce, a man who usually communicates in yardage and Bud Light commercials, was spotted looking visibly confused as Jack Antonoff arrived wearing a cardigan made of vintage synth parts and unreleased b-sides. Insiders say the rehearsal dinner vibe shifted instantly from 'Champagne Problems' to 'Experimental Short Film.' While Travis was trying to teach the offensive line how to do the Electric Slide, Lena Dunham was reportedly seen in the corner trying to convince the Maître d' that she should direct the honeymoon footage for an HBO limited series. It’s a clash of civilizations, babes. We’ve got Greg Olsen talking about tight ends on one side of the table, and a huddle of indie producers on the other side discussing the metaphorical significance of a bridge that doesn't resolve. Travis allegedly asked if Jack could play 'Thunderstruck,' only to be told that guitars are 'emotionally reductive' in this house. If the actual ceremony is anything like the rehearsal, expect the bride to walk down the aisle to the sound of a typewriter, while the groom wonders why his boutonnière is a Polaroid of a sad rainy day in 2014. Good luck, Trav. You’re in the cinematic universe now.