Travis Scott Forces Toddlers to Endure Low-Scoring Sports Instead of Naps

Move over, Disney World! Travis Scott just discovered a new way to ensure his kids, Stormi and Aire, never sleep again: the high-octane, low-scoring world of professional soccer. Our favorite autotune king ditched the studio to drag his offspring to a World Cup match in Houston, because nothing says 'quality bonding' like sitting in a stadium for ninety minutes while twenty-two men chase a ball into a net exactly zero times. Poor Stormi was spotted looking like she’d much rather be back at the Kylie Cosmetics warehouse counting lip kits than watching a defensive midfielder's slide tackle. Meanwhile, little Aire seemed to be wondering why Dad wasn’t wearing his giant robotic Batman suit. Sources say Travis spent most of the match trying to convince the kids that a 0-0 draw is actually "lit" and "vibey" if you look at the statistics long enough. While the rest of us are struggling to get our toddlers into a car seat for a trip to Target, Travis is out here making World Cup appearances a mandatory family field trip. Honestly, if this doesn't result in a Cactus Jack branded soccer cleat that costs four hundred dollars and features built-in grass stains, I’m going to be very disappointed in the Kardashian-adjacent marketing machine.