Trevor Noah Drowning in DM Tsunami After Standing Too Close to Tracee Ellis Ross

Poor Trevor Noah. All the man wanted to do was hang out with the legendary Tracee Ellis Ross and maybe absorb some of her sheer charisma through osmosis. Instead, he’s out here fighting for his life against a tidal wave of thirsty strangers who think he holds the golden ticket to her heart. One minute you're posting a cute snap with a friend, and the next, your phone is vibrating so hard it’s trying to walk off the nightstand. Trevor admits that the moment Tracee posts a swimsuit photo, his DMs turn into a digital Hunger Games. Apparently, the entire internet believes that Trevor is the official bouncer for Tracee’s dating life. He’s out here fielding 'resumes' and 'proposals' from people who are clearly confused about how social circles work. Guys, he’s a comedian, not a matchmaker for Hollywood royalty! It’s gotten so bad that Trevor is practically living in a fortress of solitude just to avoid the ‘Can you introduce me?’ messages. Tracee, meanwhile, is just living her best life, glowing like a literal sunbeam, while Trevor deals with the fallout of being the most popular third wheel in history. Maybe next time he should just wear a disguise or stand at least fifty feet away from anyone this iconic.