Tyrese Gibson Claims Celebrity Teenager Is Actually Doing Her Homework For Once

In a turn of events that has left parents everywhere checking their water supply for hallucinogens, Tyrese Gibson is out here claiming that a young person is voluntarily choosing a library over a party. He says she is in a 'great space,' which we all assumed meant a VIP booth with bottle service, but apparently signifies a quiet room with a desk lamp and zero distractions. Tyrese is really selling this image of a teenager who isn't currently trying to go viral for eating laundry detergent or filming a dance in a grocery store aisle. Instead of chasing clout, he says she's just hanging out with friends and hitting the books. This is a level of 'quality time' that usually requires a parental password lock on the Wi-Fi router, but Tyrese wants us to believe it's all natural. While the rest of Hollywood is busy getting veneers for their pet poodles, this focus on education is the most shocking scandal of the season. If this keeps up, Tyrese might have to start reporting on other impossible feats, like a celebrity who actually reads the entire script before signing a multi-million dollar contract. Stay tuned for further updates on this academic emergency.