Victoria’s Secret Angel Elsa Hosk Crafts Miniature Replacement for Catwalk Retirement

Elsa Hosk has officially expanded her domestic empire by introducing a second human accessory to the household. While the rest of us are struggling to assemble a basic IKEA bookshelf, Elsa has spent nine months 3D-printing a brand new person named Flora Blue. Insiders suggest the baby already has better bone structure than a Greek statue and a skincare routine that would make a dermatologist weep. Fiancé Tom Daly is reportedly thrilled to be outnumbered by people who are genetically predisposed to look good in oversized linen blazers. Usually, when a model says they are 'working on a new project,' it means a line of overpriced hibiscus water, but Elsa went the extra mile and actually created a brand new consciousness. That’s what we call high-end productivity, folks. Flora Blue is already being scouted by top-tier crib manufacturers for her ability to nap in high-fashion poses. Rumor has it the nursery is less of a bedroom and more of a private runway where the spit-up is exclusively organic and the rattles are made of sustainable titanium. Welcome to the world, kid; try not to prune your eyebrows until you’re at least six months old.