Zendaya Threatens Breakup Unless Tom Holland Learns Ancient Greek and Sails Oceans

Zendaya isn't messing around when it comes to her man's resume. Apparently, she has reached her limit with modern-day skyscrapers and red spandex, telling Tom Holland that if he didn't sign up for more epic poetry, she was packing her bags. We always knew she was the boss of that relationship, but demanding he relive the Trojan War is a whole new level of girlfriend goals. Tom is basically being forced to trade his web-shooters for a wooden boat and a very drafty tunic. Zendaya reportedly joked she'd leave him if he passed on the chance to play Odysseus, because apparently, she wants a man who has fended off sirens and one-eyed giants rather than just the occasional Vulture in Queens. If Tom wants to keep the girl, he better start working on his rowing arm and ignoring the calls from Marvel. We can only imagine the dinner table vibe right now. Zendaya probably won't even pass the salt unless Tom recites his lines in dactylic hexameter. It’s tough out there for a British actor, but honestly, if it keeps them together, we are ready to see Tom getting lost at sea for ten years while Zendaya keeps slaying the red carpets in Athens.